I have a computer, a vibrator, and pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house?

Jeg har vært i dårlig humør den siste uken, og nå kom jeg over en side med en del morsomme uttrykk som passer humøret mitt perfekt.

Mine favoritter:
A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.
Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
Are those your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage.
I have a computer, a vibrator, & pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house?
Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
Jesus loves you, the rest of us thinks you're an idiot.

Også disse:

It's a small world. So you gotta use your elbows a lot.
Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
The word 'listen' contains the same letters as the word 'silent'.
It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
I have the body of a God...; Buddha.
Eat right, exercise, die anyway.


Jess, det er deilig å være ordentlig negativ og sutrete noen ganger.


2 kommentarer


17.jan.2010 kl.02:09

Morsomme : >

Flinke piker

17.jan.2010 kl.20:04

Elsker tittelen på dette innlegget :)

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